Rullöpalooza's Joke Corner Show Tonite !!

why don't ken and barbie have kids?
ken comes in a different box!

a guy is having sex with a blonde when she asks him if he has aids he replies no and the blonde says "thank god i don't want that again"

what do you call a blonde with 2 braincells? ... pregnant!

what did the banana say to the vibrator?
why are you shaking i'm the one who's gonna get eaten!!

did you hear they were going to build a disneyland in china?
waste of money really since no one is tall enough to ride

whats the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
one's got fishy lips and whiskers the other one's a walrus

in new zealand they found a new use for sheep..... wool!

a man phones up work and says he's sick, his boss answers and asks how sick he is?, the man replies "you judge i'm in bed with my Mom"

what did one lesbian vampie say to the other?
see you next month

why did frosty the snowman pull his pants down?
he heard the snowblower coming

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lickolotopuss

what do you call kids born in whore houses?
brothel sprouts

whats the lightest thing in the world?
a penis.. even a thought can lift it


®